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Joke of the Day

"What is the most complicated ""Your Momma"" joke you know?"

"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"

"ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy GUY: you mean *wouldn't* ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet"

"I got a new car for my wife! It was a great trade!"

"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."

"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."

"A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!"

"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"

"Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her Pupils straight"