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Joke of the Day

"*puts message in a bottle *stares longingly out at sea and throws it in *gets tazed and arrested for littering"

"Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL? because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!"

"Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert! XD"

"What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball."

"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"

"Diner: Waitress the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"""It doesn't make any sense... but does it make a dollar?"", says the marketing manager."

"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."

"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."