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Joke of the Day
"Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee."
Next Joke
"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip."
"Donald trump Yeah."
"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."
"Most guys propose with a diamond but if you're really smart give her an onion ring that way if she says no you still have a snack."
"Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff boom boom."
"Money is really tight this year... My family has decided that we are going to exchange glances for Christmas."