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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between like, love and lust? Spit Swallow Gargle"
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"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!?"
"I've always had trouble with school, but at least I could always make my friends laugh. I'm 25% funny and 85% bad at math."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."
"Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure."
"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."
"It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers. You don't live long enough to develop it."
"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"
"What did the bisexual sperm say in the morning? UGH!! I WANTED EGGS BUT THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!!"