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Joke of the Day
"I farted in an Apple Store Not my fault they don't have Windows"
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"""I love it when you call me Big Papa."" -obese Dad who's comfortable in his own skin to his child"
"Photographers never like it when a camera can't take pictures. They shutter at the thought."
"Turn that Robert Frowney Jr upside Downey Jr."
"As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes."
"Some people are like slinkies Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND EYEEEEE.........."
"Bungalows Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? There close to the ground."
"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."
"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."