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Joke of the Day

"Some people are like slinkies Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs"

"What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Got a new car for my girlfriend, best trade I ever made."

"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"

"What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? A stroke of genius!"

"A pirate walks into a bar.... The bartender looks at him and says, 'Sir, you have a steering wheel down your pants.' The pirate replies, 'Arghh, and its driving me nuts.'"

"I don't know or care about anything, unless I'm currently reading, or have read in the past 3-5 minutes, a think piece on the subject."

"Why girls have zip in their pents?"

"Before the Internet, I guess I just assumed all my friends knew how to spell ""definitely."""