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Joke of the Day

"As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes."

"Why do people even like anal? It's fucking shit."

"Spoiler Alert I just watched Fast and Furious the other day, and I just couldn't get into it because there were too many spoilers."

"What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear? SPEEEED!"

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could've easily fit another pair of tits in there."

"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."

"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"

"I don't know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt."