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Joke of the Day
"How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours."
Next Joke
"Which came first. . . social media or dumb people? AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language?"
"I got 6 numbers at the bar last night... One more and it would have been a complete telephone number. (special thanks to Kevin Malone)"
"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"why does Snoop Dogg use and umbrella? for drizzle.."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere."
"What did the nosey pepper do? It got jalepeno business!"
"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"
"You know, not all Italians are in the mafia. Some are in the Witness Protection Program."
"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."