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Joke of the Day
"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"
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"[hat shop] OWNER: Sir stop or I'll call the police UNICORN: [surrounded by damaged hats] No one will believe you"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny Dozen tit?"
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