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Joke of the Day

"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"

"Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche"

"How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of."

"You don't realize how much you miss someone until they come back from the dead."

"... AND IT WORKS!!! I just invented a time travel machine..."

"Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster "

"Dirty: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"I didn't ask for a sweet roll? Oh, sorry, I thought you had said, ""synonym bun""."

"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"

"If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store."