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Joke of the Day

"I got 6 numbers at the bar last night... One more and it would have been a complete telephone number. (special thanks to Kevin Malone)"

"What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!"

"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."

"What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play? No MAN'S sky!"

"I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam"

"What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption."

"What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one."

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!"

"We can talk about either delegates or blowjobs, but a Clinton will always get one or the other under the table."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A guy in a wheelchair after a house fire."