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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ""lather rinse repeat."""

"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."

"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."

"The fun thing about wigs is when someone complements you on your hair, you can rip it off and say, ""Here. Take it. No, I insist."""

"What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy? For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name.."

"Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?"

"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"

"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"

"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""

"I once dated a girl that collected magazines. We had to break up because she had too many issues."