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Joke of the Day
"What did the nosey pepper do? It got jalepeno business!"
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's still not going to come."
"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"
"I have discovered the code to unlock the Koreas! Up Korea! Up Korea! Down Korea! Down Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! B Korea! A Korea!"
"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."
"What's a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"
"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""
"I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 IS an inside job."
"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."