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Joke of the Day
"What did the nosey pepper do? It got jalepeno business!"
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"a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree.. baduumm, tssshhh"
"Ok Chicago, please be responsible. If the game doesn't go your way tonight... At least act like you've been there before."
"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."
"Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires."
"Life is like a box of chocolates Which doesn't quite fit in the username box"
"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."
"My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, ""Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"""
"I was raised as an only child. My siblings took it pretty hard."
"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."