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Joke of the Day
"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"
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"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."
"A girl in a car gets pulled over, Girl: I thought you don't give tickets to pretty women? Cop: that's right we don't. Now sign here."
"At first I was reluctant to fix my broken fence... but then I just had to repost."
"Bruce Willis: I hate when people talk during movies, I never do it Director: Yes but we're filming the movie now, do you see the difference"
"I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"
"The Detroit Lions have been given guns to subvert increasing violence in the area... ...local zookeepers fear the worst."
"*makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women. [Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit."
"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."