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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."
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"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."
"It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm."
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