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Joke of the Day

"Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua? Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!"

"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"

"you become your ""real you"" when you are hunched over eating a burrito on the toilet and you look up and see yourself in the mirror"

"What is it called when you dream in color? A chromatose"

"[at the pearly gates] I said, ""send me a selfie."" Then she said, ""too ugly today."" So I said, ""never stopped you before"" ...& here I am."

"Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice."

"Marriage is like a card game. At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade."

"Yo mamma's so fat... When she walks down the street, people start telling Han Solo he better get out of here"

"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"

"What's blue and square? An orange in disguise! Boom!!!"