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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is like a card game. At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade."

"If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack."

"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: I'm bigger than you!"

"How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg? None. It fell down the stairs."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."

"I raise the bar when it comes to lowering standards."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw."

"conjunctivitis.com Now that's a sight for sore eyes."

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger"