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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Who is the prettiest of my friends? Me: your mother, why? W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? counter terrorism"

"How do you make a whore shut up? Tell her to put a cock in it"

"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."

"Why did the black person cross the road? To fry the chicken."

"What sits down but doesn't get back up? A redditor."

"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."

"I'm not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be tit shaped."

"Why are bank offices so cold? They're trying to freeze their assets."