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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a whore shut up? Tell her to put a cock in it"
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"What's Gabe Newell's favourite game? Angry Nerds"
"Trump won because The Office went off the air in 2013, depriving liberals of their connection to Scranton."
"I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?"
"What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption."
"Hey people that twitter says are ""similar to me"", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!"
"How do you disappoint a redditor? Just say ""Ifunny is better than reddit"""
"So, 50 Cent is accepting Bitcoin for his new album. Which is all well and good, but if he really wanted to court the cryptocurrency community, he should change his stage name to 0.0007745 ."
"ow do you organize a space party? you planet"
"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."