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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans eat so many beans? Because they're versatile, a good value, and contain lots of protein you racist fuck."

"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."

"Hollywood should remake ""Freaky Friday"" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be ""Converting the Masses"""

"Me: ""This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones"" ""Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys"""

"If the angel Gabriel came from heaven how was he so sure that Mary was pregnant?"

"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."

"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"

"Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm? So that they can say they liked it before it was cool."

"How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute"

"Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus.. For sexual predators."