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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."

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"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant But then I changed my mind"
"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"
"This haunted house sucks. It's just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, this is real life? NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"
"When someone has a baby, I'm just like, OK, clearly you were desperate to have someone to hang out with"
"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"""Hold the mayo"" is my ""shaken, not stirred."""
"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"