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Joke of the Day

"I'm the kind of girl who won't stop until you're screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword's the first 16 digits of your credit card."

"Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it? Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord."

"What is Iron Man's favorite month? FE-bruary Thanks :D"

"Why do flower beds have mulch? So you can't see their underplants."

"Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more guys I promise."

"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!!"

"NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR"

"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"

"I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... Because I play video games."

"Why don't girls have beards? It's in their ""jeans"" ;)"