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Joke of the Day
"Log Joke A mathematician is asked what type of log do you find in the forest? He says ln(x)."
Next Joke
"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"
"What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him."
"Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? It's just a little hole in the wall."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a bit heavy, the others a little lighter."
"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"
"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."
"Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. How crazy is it that we're about to FLY. I still can't get over it. Wow. How does that even work."
"How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? All of them!"
"sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like 'wah hoo!' and 'lets a-go!' ""hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal"""