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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"
Next Joke
"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."
"Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks? Because he thought it wood look better!"
"Instead of laughing my ass off, I'm going to start laughing my stomach off. I'd rather lose that."
"How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook? Well, its complicated."
"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"
"Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds"
"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"
"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"
"Remember when I pissed off Apollo? Those were dark times."