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Joke of the Day

"My 82 year old grandmother is still healthy and active. She doesn't even need glasses. She drinks her whiskey straight from the bottle."

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"Hitlers gonna hitl"
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"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."
"I invited Alan over for dinner. ""Alan Jacobs? Or Alan who thinks he's Captain America?"" *a badly painted bin lid smashes through the window*"
"Where does a cow go to watch a film? The mooovies. pls tell to friends."
"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
"How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened."
"""You know who else loved carbs? Hitler."" - excerpt from my book How To Diet Through Shame & Manipulation"
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