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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a bit heavy, the others a little lighter."
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"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."
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"Black ice is just like regular ice... Except it's a better dancer..."
"The father of Mike Davidson, what's his full name? David Mikesdaad"
"What do you call a friendly helicopter? A hello-copter"
"Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa."
"How do you titallate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."