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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a bit heavy, the others a little lighter."
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"I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single."
"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"
"Reddit will end with not a bang, but a Pao."
"A good pun is hard to find, like a good steak... *The medium's rarely well-done.*"
"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."
"Why did the zombie cross the road? To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)"
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons."
"This one time, I went to prison, but I got out without a scratch- I beat off all the other prisoners"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending I'll see myself out"