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Joke of the Day

"He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? The last place you left it."

"How do Australians have sex? They mate"

"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they're going to do is stand around and talk about changing it."

"If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?"

"Mike Tyson's biggest problem was he never had a strong male role model growing up. Mike's dad walked out on the family very early on, after Mike raped him."

"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"

"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""

"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"The human body is 90% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."