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Joke of the Day
"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"
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"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"
"Whats the difference between a pun, and a fart? One is a shift of wit and the other is a whiff of shit."
"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"
"U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono."
"I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say ""here, you get to wear the headset"""
"Me: Push! Grandkids: But, you're heavy. Me: What did the sign say? Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules."
"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."
"[financial advisor] based on your income and savings you can retire at age 116 [me] *slips her $100* let's make it 112 [her] now it's 120"