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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? The last place you left it."
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"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)."
"Just for once I wanna be able to explain after I say ""I can explain."""
"Its important to have a good vocabulary... If only I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living."
"I'm not saying I have a questionable work ethic, but I just got called lazy by a guy wearing velcro shoes."
"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."
"My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."""
"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
"What do you call an irritated nerd? A noyd."
"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."