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Joke of the Day

"How do Australians have sex? They mate"

"I've been researching marriages TIL: Death does us apart."

"I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend."

"Did you see the headline about the 5 foot tall psychic that escaped from prison? It was: ""Small medium at large"""

"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."

"If you think vests come in 2 different styles Bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim"

"What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles!"

"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."

"When humorists pole-dance it's called a comic strip."

"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."