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Joke of the Day

"What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !"

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center? None. They're old school."

"In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia"

"Breaking news: Cartoonist found dead in his own home. The details were sketchy."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse"

"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"

"Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. I can't believe Gaviscon."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""

"My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you."