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Joke of the Day

"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"

"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"

"When I told my buddy that I'd be with his mom tonight, he informed me that she had died 5 years ago That's never stopped me before"

"Have you ever considered letting your wife sleep with a marriage counselor? - me as a marriage counselor"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."

"If there's ever an apocalypse, you'll recognize me because I'll be the zombie wearing flip flops"

"Why did the Titanic have a hard time getting a date? It couldn't break the ice."

"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."

"What happened when The Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass!"

"I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery? Thanks!"