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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"

"How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out"

"Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb."

"Heading home early on a Friday to enjoy some quality wifi time"

"What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? Hasta la pasta baby."

"For those of you who don't know me, we haven't met yet."

"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"

"Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."

"How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!"

"If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!"