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Joke of the Day

"Heading home early on a Friday to enjoy some quality wifi time"

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"

"How can you tell your roommate is gay? You can taste shit on his dick."

"PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds"

"PSA: Please don't call them dwarves... It's not the proper gnomenclature."

"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"

"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? TWO....but it's really hard to get them in there"

"Gay guys make some people mad... They get me anal..."

"Does pornography degrade women? Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?"