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Joke of the Day
"How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!"
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"you miss 100% of shots you don't take"
"What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them? Woops, tee hee."
"If you steal ideas from only one person, it is called plagiarism. If you steal from many people, it is called research."
"Why Did The Boy Drop His Ice Cream? He Got Hit By A Bus."
"What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.? The Contrasection."
"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."
"On cold mornings, it'd be helpful if a menacing man screamed obscenities at me in German so I'd get out of the shower."
"Work meeting Boss: it's come to my attention that someone has been eating out of the trash! Everyone, including his pet raccoon looks at me"
"What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? Her personality"