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Joke of the Day

"How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out"

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"What do you call three crows? A crowd."

"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!"

"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."

"The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar... It was *tense*."

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"

"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"

"What does a hippie say when he runs out of weed? This music SUCKS!"