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Joke of the Day
"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"
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"Me: You never told me you were on the debate team in college.. Her: Yes I did. Me: No you didn't. Her: Yes I did. Me: Oh you're good!"
"Personal reflection is important for anyone working in the mirror industry."
"I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created"
"CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY ""Why is it deleted?"" [Deleted]"
"What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance."
"LPT: Converting your dishwasher into a snow blower! Give the bitch a shovel!"
"What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes? Aqueous humour."
"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."
"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."