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Joke of the Day
"How do you unlock a door made of dough With a cookey"
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"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"
"A nazi walks into a juice store and asks for some juice The owner says, sorry, we got no juice"
"It's okay to laugh during sex, just don't point."
"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."
"The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms."
"""Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today."" -the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now"
"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"
"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"
"When I looked at the eclipse yesterday all I could see were my parents fighting :("