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Joke of the Day
"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."
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"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"
"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."
"How do hipsters buy their drugs? by the instagram."
"Happy birthday to both reddit and planned parenthood... My favorite two things keeping me from getting a girl pregnant."
"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."
"Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach."
"Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them? Because they're the ideal gas."