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Joke of the Day

"A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, ""Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"""

"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this..."

"Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read ""BEAR LEFT"" so they went home."

"How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all"

"That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches."

"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"A hot chick asked me what was the difference between sex and conversation. I said ""let's lie down and talk about it"""

"Welcome to the dark side. We have.... Well, we can't see what we have. It's dark."

"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."