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Joke of the Day
"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
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"Did you hear about the Mathematician who was constipated, and lost his calculator? He worked it out with a pencil"
"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"
"whats the difference between girl M&M's and boy M&M's? Boy M&M's have nuts."
"If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place."
"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli makes you fart"
"Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex."
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor The eye doctor says, ""Sir, you have a cataract"". And the Asian man says, ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental""."
"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."
"Why don't Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor."