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Joke of the Day
"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."
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"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. Credit to my house-mate for this gem!"
"[1st date, don't let her know you're a panda] ""Do u mind if I ask how you got the um *gestures at eyes* These? I..*rubs neck* cage fighting"
"Islamophobia is a lot like acrophobia ... understandable to an extent."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!"
"If I had a dollar for everytime a girl found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive"
"Sex with me is like WWIII... It hasn't happened yet."
"Did you hear how Chewbacca did in his first year of the NFL? He was Wookie of the Year"
"Home Alone is so unrealistic, the robbers aren't even black!"