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Joke of the Day

"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"

"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"I created a new joke and a new word today Plagiarism"

"Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution."

"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"

"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."

"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole??? A 30 foot cock that helps you reach out and touch someone!"

"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."

"New Zealand cricket"

"Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive."