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Joke of the Day
"Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution."
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"That awkward movement when you... read movement as moment."
"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""
"Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance."
"B: If you have a sore throat... B: ...I can lend you my throat medicine. G: Throat medicine, huh? B: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK G: Uh huh B: IT'S CEPACOL G: Weird name to call your dick."
"I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning."
"""Um excuse me, my eyes are up here. And here. And here, here, here, here, and here."" - spider with big tits"
"Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)"
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem ... Comes out of nowhere!"
"Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood"