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Joke of the Day
"I gave my wife one last chance to suck my dick... She blew it."
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"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
"[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent? Arya Stark?"
"If I had a repost for every repost I saw on r/reposts... I'd have a lot of reposts"
"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."
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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"