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Joke of the Day

"A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, ""May I join you?""."

"I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated."

"Still not sure if construction paper is used in construction."

"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"

"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."

"""Mr. Trump how will you beat Hillary Clinton?"" TRUMP: I'll win NY, Florida, Ohio, we're going to add states, Gerzona, Timbaland, Waterworld"

"Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!"

"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""

"Why don't women fart? They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure."

"When should I send a picture of my cat to my boyfriend? I checked online and they keep saying I should make him wait to see my pussy, but I don't see what the big deal is."