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Joke of the Day

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times."

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"Headed to the gym. Gonna work on my diptroids. My gluteralids. My quadrapeps. Maybe my trapaceptals. Definitely my vocabulary."
"Some Penguins Went to a Bar Waddle they do next?"
"Clock Joke Very Funny Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"
"My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten."
"What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator? A caiman like a wrecking ball."
"someone just tweeted ""do crabs think fish are flying"" and i just know this is all i'll think about for the rest of the year"
"What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe."
"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"
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