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Joke of the Day

"Professor i'd like an extension on my paper. why? well my ex just got married & i have to comment ""lame"" on all her wedding pics on facebook"

"So I broke my Nokia today."

"Lately I've gotten into donkey porn... ...it really gets MEEE OFFFFF!"

"What is the best part about having sex with a gypsy on her period? When you finger her, you get your palm red for free."

"50 cent heelys into a library. he slips and knocks over all the bookshelves. all the library users leave in disgust. they swear at him"

"I think I have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... It runs in my jeans."

"I tried to use a watch as a belt But it's just a waist of time"

"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come to me"

"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."

"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."