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Joke of the Day

"Professor i'd like an extension on my paper. why? well my ex just got married & i have to comment ""lame"" on all her wedding pics on facebook"

"I text-ed my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"Until you lean in to hear a seven-year-old's whisper, you don't realize that front teeth act as a retaining wall for spit."

"it's impossible to own two weiner dogs because that's a paradachshund"

"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light bulb."

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"

"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."

"I need your best pickup lines I'm going to be in a contest where one section is about giving your best pickup lines. Do you have any good ones?"

"What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass? A dart"