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Joke of the Day
"Women defy physics. The heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."
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"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""
"Words cannot describe how cute you are... but numbers can tho, you're a 3/10"
"A man speaks with his daughter. Father : Well, you fuck way better than your mother. Daughter : I know, my brothers told me!"
"*makes sandwich* *sits down to eat it* *sees dog staring at me* *rips off small piece* *gives her the rest*"
"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"
"Me: I want cozy pajama pants for Christmas. Him: I was gonna get lingerie. Me: Trust me. VS won't have your size. Him: Me: *jazz hands*"
"[NSFW] What starts with an R and ends with a sentence? Rape"
"I always carry a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks, here, have some."""
"You know how when you're in high school and you get ""senioritis"" and your brain shuts down? When does it come back on?"