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Joke of the Day
"Where there's a will there's an ""OMG! What's it say!? What does it say?""."
Next Joke
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fuckin know, maybe if you didn't run him over we could ask him."
"The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer... I think the paper is jamming."
"WHATS UP!! WHATS UP!!! All the bulimic bitches in the house say ""BLAAARRGGGH!!!"""
"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"
"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."
"Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out."
"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"
"Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow."