217209
Joke of the Day
"Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with Windows"
Next Joke
"If you really think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing ever."
"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."
"I lied awake all last night waiting for the sun to come up... And then it dawned on me."
"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"
"What does a casino and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck people for money."
"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""
"I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government"
"I'm not saying your mom is fat but she'd be worth a lot more in the UK"
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""